Caught Pants Down With Mad Woman on Lagos Street

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MAD women carrying babies are a common sight on the streets of Lagos.

For those who have been wondering who put them in the family way, the air of mystery was cleared recently, when security guards in Mushin, Lagos, caught a man from hell making love to a mentally sick woman by the side of a lonely road, late at night.

Akin (not real name), told Chief Detective: “I was going home on my Okada (motorbike) at night when I saw the woman. I parked the Okada and tried to play with her for a while. I didn’t expect anybody to see me at that time of the day. I actually wanted to help her with some money.”

It was a day of reckoning for the ‘rough’ rider, who was exposed by his motorcycle that was carelessly parked near the scene.

The Oodua Peoples’ Congress (OPC) guards were wondering who had left the motorbike on the spot, so they moved closer and were shocked to see the man making love to the mentally challenged woman.

As soon as they recovered from the shock, the guards grabbed the madcap motorbike rider and gave him the beating of his life.

By the time he was handed over to the police, his back had been terribly bruised and battered with a cane.